BEANDIP-isms and POINTS TO PONDER

Ever wonder why we drive on parkways--and park in driveways?

when you use the "Freeway"--you have to pay a toll?

How come "Scenic Parkways" have signs saying No Parking except for the places that are covered in graffitti?

A wise man once told me---

If you're guilty-----you're not!!

If you're not guilty-----you're guilty!!!

( I think the above has to do with married life!)

If your phone rings in the middle of the night------it's someone with a problem trying to make it YOUR problem!!

The TRUTH----shall get you in trouble evry time!!

I read the other day that the cost of funerals is going up---

They said it is because the cost of living has risen-----GO FIGURE!

Did you know that i still miss my ex?

But i've been to the range and my aim is getting better!!

There are two theories to arguing with a woman---

but neither one works!!!