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Welcome to the Webpage of
The Ineffable Bob
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So, You're Here.
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Well, that's just dandy. This is a site about, er... me. As such, neither I nor my employer, Mutated Fish Corp., is responsible for any damages, mental, physical, spititual, metaphysical, quantum-mechanical or otherwise, that result from the reading of the information on his page. Here you will learn of my hobbies, my rants, my band, my tastes and my employer... so if you feel you cannot stand this inanity, leave now by means of the following link:
P.S. This site is under construction, and will probably stay that way for a good long while. So don't come complaining when certain links that are supposed to be there are not, because I already know that. In all other circumstances, however, feel free to complain about my idiocy/compliment my genius using the links provided somewhere below. Thank you.
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~=This many people have stood up to the madness and stayed here=~
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Now, About Moi.
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Ok, so: as all but the slower contingent of visitors has figured out, my name is Bob. Therefore, I am not your normal guy... I am rather abnormally tall for a 13 year old (6' 3''), my hair is the subject of middle school legend for its apparent sentience (never, ever does what it's told unless subdued by sharp objects). I am the co-founder and Chief Editor of an imaginary company (Mutated Fish Corp.), and I actually spend time typing information about myself to the great unwashed masses.
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Links To Other Sections of Me:
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Mutated Fish Corp. My Employer.
~Motto: "We Own You".
~Significance: I am co-founder & co-owner, along with my good friend Cameron.
~Revenue: None in the least.
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Hobbies. My Favorite THings To Do.
~Motto: "Nothing In Particular".
~Significance: Well, er, I like to do them...
~Revenue: None, sadly enough. I need to get more profitable pastimes.
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One Short. My Band.
~Motto: "If We Don't Meet Your Standards, Lower Your Standards".
~Significance: I am lead guitarist & background vocalist. Also, everyone in it likes cheese.
~Revenue: None in the least. Again.
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Rants. My Tirades Against Injustice and Insanity.
~Motto: "I Have No Motto".
~Significance: My opinion has some significance, doesn't it?!
~Revenue: None, unless someone wants to publish 'em.
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Absolut Bob. Bob Stuff on th' Net.
~Motto: "Bob Be With You All".
~Significance: If you can't make the connection, you shouldn't go in.
~Revenue: Well, I don't make any money from it.
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Email Me, Foo'.
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If, for some wildly improbable reason, you are dissatisfied with the contents of this website and wish to let me know about it, click
But if this website was (in your opinion) really, really cool, and you're just aching to tell me how great my website is, go
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Links to Pages I Find Interesting:
These are the places I go to amuse myself when there's nothing better to do:
Guitars Etc. (my favorite guitar store)
Evil Overlord List (the greatest)
Mutated Fish HQ (my employer's homepage)
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My Guestbook! Hoorah!
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Sign it, or I shall smite you from above with my Mop O' Justice, seriously I will. It took me quite a while to figure out how to get one, so you'd better make my efforts be unwasted...
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Oh yeah, if you want to be able to annoy me whenever I'm on... Use this.
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