Where the Eyes Go Deaf
Or, The Rants of Bob
This page is devoted to me, Bob, ranting and raving until you (the reader) want to yell at me like the man to the left. Click on him and you can... he won't mind. Honest.
All right, here's the page where I scream my heart out (in a figurative sense that is) to all and sundry... or at least all who wish to listen. Now, there are several things that piss me off inordinately. One is little brothers... I have one, much to my annoyance at times. Another is people who go up to other people and hit them for no apparent reason, then walk off--and another is the people who allow this to happen by not punishing those in question. Yet another is... oh, all right, I'll stop bombarding you with this list and give you the "meat", so to speak. Read on--below, my rants.
...and to the left, the yelling man. Send him your rants, please, so he can spit them out at me and I can post them. Give me your name, or an alias or whatever, so other readers can know who they're dealing with.
Choices, Choices, Choices.
Yeah, I do have a bit of a "beef" with lots of things...
So What's The Big Deal With Harry?
...wherein I describe to you my problem with people who demonize the books about a boy wizard written by an Englishwoman.
Religious
F~A~N~A~T~I~C~S.
I dislike these people intensely... They bother me for many reasons. This is the section that I put the most feeling into, you know. Go here first, please... it's the first rant I posted up, and therefore has some sentimental value.
(More To Come)
Incompetent School Discipliners
...This is such a huge, gigantic problem at my school that I don't even bother complaining about it to anyone anymore. Except you.
Censorship In General
...I really do not understand the problem some people have with certain kinds of music. Many of the "Parental Advisory"s are based only on taste, I would swear.
The Terror of Siblings
...anyone who ever had a little brother or sister knows what I'll be talking about. I have one of each, so I feel somewhat qualified to give you this.
...on the lighter side, my buddy Kyle and I have decided to argue about things and record them for your enjoyment, and we do mean "enjoyment" if you're perhaps unclear on the concept after reading them. Anyway, these arguments generally take a spinning dive into the comedy genre before we're through with them, so be warned, they aren't really true rants if thats what you came here for.
Come On, Yell At Me. Please.
Reader submissions of rants are readily and willingly posted...
I very much want you to email me some of your own rants... There's quite a bit of room, and if you include a name or alias or city or country or whatever, it will be posted with your submission. Come on, you know you want to...
Links To Other Ranting People:
So you can blow steam out your ears like the rest of us.
...Not least among them Cameron
And for those of you who want to rant with others,
If you wish to be induced to vomit, go to the
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