Pedro's Ten Commandments

1) Thou shall not worship false gods (like Charles Nagy and Mike Mussina)

2) Thou shall not take Pedro's name in vain

3) Thou shall not forget the Sabbath. You must attend church (the Red Sox game) every 5 days (when Pedro pitches)

4) Thou shall honor the other Red Sox players (like Nomar Garciaparra and Troy O'Leary)

5) Thou shall not kill (unless of course the intended victim is a Yankees or Indians fan)

6) Thou shall only root for the Red Sox (in the unfortunate event that the Red Sox are eliminated then thou shall choose a National League team to root for)

7) Thou shall dishonor Red Sox traitors (like Mo Vaughn, Wade Boggs, and Roger Clemens)

8) Thou shall not forget about Pedro in the offseason

9) Thou shall not get angry if the Red Sox are eliminated from the play offs. Pedro will always be back for next year.

10) Thou must make a pilgrimage to Fenway Park at least once in thoust life time