The Pedro Martinez Bible

Welcome to the site dedicated to God, also known as Pedro Martinez. As we all know Pedro Martinez is the most dominant pitcher in all of baseball. He pitches like the god that he is.
Follow Pedro's ten commandments and have faith in Pedro and you will go to the big Fenway Park in the sky (heaven). Otherwise you go the other way (Yankee Stadium) and suffer the fate of eternal damnation with Satan (Roger Clemens). Go to the recent news link for more info on Clemens.

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