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The Bible Stories
Welcome to the stories of Pedro. Learn how Pedro created the universe and other stories of God and his followers. It is all written in the Books of Pedro.
Book of the First Inning
In the beginning there was nothing. There was a whole lot of nothing. The nothingness stretched on forever and ever.
In the middle of this nothingness was the Creator. Ad you can imagine being in the middle of nothing can get to be mighty boring so the Creator decided to make something. He took massive hand fulls of nothingness and smooshed it all together. He smooshed it so compact that the nothingness became solid. The Creator mad himself a little ball of condensed nothing. He admired it for thousands of years.
Soon the Creator became bored again. He tossed aside his ball of nothing and began making others. He made some smaller than the original and some many times as large. He kept making millions of millions of nothingness balls. Everytime he made one he'd look at it for a year or two then throw it asde.
When the Creator was done he took a look around. He saw that he was so wrapped up in making his condensed nothings that he didn't realize how many he had made. He made so many that he used up more nothing than he should of. Massive holes of pure heat were torn into the nothingness. His condensed balls seemed to like the heat though because every hole in the nothingness had at least one, sometimes up to a dozen, of little balls of condensed nothing cirling them.
Then he looked down and saw his first creaation. "You shall be my favorite.", he said. " I shall call you Earth." He went around naming all his nothingness balls. Froom Venus and Mars, which were close to Earth to Platconia and Jujubar, which were far away. He named the holes stars. Earth's hole he called the sun. He called his entire collection the universe.
Thus is how the universe was created.
Book of the Second Inning
The creator took so much of the nothing that he left millions of holes in the nothing. These holes were extremely bright and twice as hot. These evenually became known as stars and suns. One of these suns happened to be tossed next to earth.
While the Creator was buing creating the universe the sun had a weird effect on the earth. By the time the Creator noticed it again it was different. It had grown things. The Creator was amazed. For thousands of years he watched everything grow. He named everything he saw. Trees and bushes grew from the ground. Lakes and rivers formed from rain that came from clouds. There was so much going on that the Creator couldn't take his eyes off of it all.
Then one day something truely amazing happened. Something moved. Something came out of the ocean. Life as we know it came to being.
Book of the Third Inning
The Creator watched earth. He watched the humans. They were as exciting as he hoped. They began to evolve and expand. Humans became the dominant species on the planet. They hunted the other creatures and ate them for food. They showed signs of intelligence and a lot of promise.
He knew he could never get bored with something as interesting as humans. They kept changing and bettering themselves. He watched for thousands of years as humans waged war against one another and made peace with each other. He watched as they began worshipping gods that did not exist. He realized that in the eyes of a human, he was a god. Although none worshipped him....
2000 years ago the Creator realized he had to become part of humanity. He came to earth to live as a human to watch the humans from a human point of view. He took the name Pedro Martinez. He did not give up any of his godly powers however. He just took all his powers into the convient shape of a human and began to walk the earth. He watched and sometimes took part in the human affairs. It ammused him very much. He watched for hundreds of years completely immersed in the affairs of humanity, completely forgetting his other planets.
Until they came back to remind him......
Book of the Forth Inning
The Creator watched intently as the object moved. It came from the water and moved up onto the land. The Creator was shocked. Even with his unlimited knowledge and power he did not intend on this happening nor did he know how it happened.
He had to expirement. He had to know what happened. He left the earth for a little while. He went to another one of his planets far away and began to play with it. It was next to a sun just like earth and had the water and land and many of the same conditions as earth. He used his infinate power and created a living thing. He placed it on the other planet. He watched intently. It looked just like the earth creature.
He went back to earth to make sure and found something amazing. There were more living things. And they had changed. He didn't know how that happened either. He thought for a long time and the earth creatures kept changing. He called it evolution. The little things that came from the oceans grew and multiplied. Other creatures took form. It was amazing. There was such a variety of life.
The Creator went back to his second planet. His creature hadn't evolved. There was only his one solitarty creature. He made more like it. Then he made other newer kinds of creatures to see what happened.
He then went back to earth to compare. Something was definately different. There were a new kind of creature. They walked on two feet. They showed signs of intelligence. They carried sticks, chased the other creatures, and went "ug". The Creator saw promise in this new creature. He called them humans.
He went back to his planet and created 100 humans and decided not to experiment anymore with them. He left them to see what happened. He went back to earth and watched......
There are many more of the Books of Pedro. There is also much more to the books then what I have chosen to display here. Most of the words of Pedro have been lost over time. Some said that there were originally 45 books each hundreds of pages long. The brief stories told on this page are the very basic parts that I was able to find and decipher. I have dedicated my life (well at least the time between work, school, hanging out with my friends, and such) to finding his sacred words of wisdom. Keep checking back to see if I have found any.
