Quotes
Oz: "I think the dead man's party has moved upstairs."
Giles: "It makes sense. It's the mask in Joyce's bedroom they're after."
Cordilia: "Mask? They're here to exfoliate?"
~"Dead Man's Party"

Giles: "What are you doing here?"
Xander: "We've been raising...some heck. Listen, if you guys need help--"
Giles: "Thank you, but the best thing you can do right now is keep yourself out of trouble."
Xander: "Not much chance of that..."
Giles: "There's something different about this menace. In the air, I can feel it. The stench of death."
Xander: "I think that's Bob."
~"The Zeppo"

"This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom."
~Principal Snyder, in "Becoming Part 1"

"Vamps hate demons. It's like stripes and polka dotss. Major clashing."
~Buffy, in "Where the Wild Things Are"

"Hey, I know you. You're that first original Slayer who tried killing us all in our dreams. How've you been?"
~Willow, in "The Weight of the World"

"Then we'll die together! It's romantic. Help me get your trousers off."
~Anya to Xander, in "Pangs"

"Hey, if I wanted to sleep, I'd be downstairs catching Zs with the other girls."
~Kennedy, in "Showtime"

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