How You Know You're an Otaku
Are you an anime Otaku? (Someone whose really obsessed with anime) If you're crazed enough to do any of this, I'll bet you are. (you can laugh, my friend and I actually Tried some of it.)
1. You grab an oar and try to fly off a building like Bouton from Yu-Yu Hakusho.
3. You jump off a cliff and yell nimbus, just to remember that that didn't work last time.
2. You argue with your friends about who could win a swordfight between Hiei and Kenshin.
4. You've spent more money on anime DVDs than you do on food to eat while watching them.
5. When you're rich enough to hire an assasin, the first person on your list is the one who said that (place name of fave anime cahrachter here) is gay/lesbian.
6. You try to consume as much as Goten can in one sitting, and get sick to your stomach without even coming close.
7. You buy the Inu-Yasha Soundtrack just to hear the song My Will.
8. You and a friend do the fusion dance, then stare at each other, wondering what's wrong when it doesn't work.