Toxic Log

In 1978, Billy Farnsworth, a worthy navigator was challenged to a sockhead match with his jogging shorts, 9 short hours later Billy Farnsworth was reported missing by local officials. Later on that year, Billy was found wandering in circles aimlessly in the snow. His father, Mustafa Farnsworth, a local veteran and a usual at the V.F.W. post, there for karaoke and danceing, a dewller from by the fireside, and famous for telling his tall tales of war atrocities, was found alive, and not well at the local bar, not aware of the whereabouts of his son. The police said it was mayhem. Others blamed it on Old Man Withers, who would have gotten away with it to, if it hadn't of been for those medalling kids. Special thanx to Waiting for Guffman, Corky St. Clair, a worthy navigator.