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The perils of ambulatory reading. If you have never said "Excuse me" to a parking meter or bashed your shins on a fireplug, you are probably wasting too much valuable reading time.

Sherri Chasin Calvo (contemp.) American science and medical writer

 

When I fed the poor, they called me a saint. When I asked why are the poor hungry, they called me a communist.
Dom Helder Camara (1909-1999)
Brazilian Archbishop and social activist

 

I [sometimes] wonder how there can be people silly enough to believe that only Catholics will be saved. As though the Holy Spirit were up there, singling out the Catholics or possibly the Christians, to breathe on them and only them...
No! Wherever in the world there are human creatures hungering and thirsting to love and help, trying to overcome self-centredness, escaping from self, caring for their neighbours, listening to the voice of conscience, striving to do good, the Spirit of God is with them. I love the Lord's words: 'Many will come from the East and from the West...' In the Father's house we shall meet Buddhists and Jews, Moslems and Protestants - even a few Catholics too, I dare say.

Dom Helder Camara (1909-1999) Brazilian Archbishop and social activist

 

Does it really matter what these affectionate people do—so long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses!

Beatrice Campbell (1865-1940) English actress             quoted in Dent, _Mrs. Patrick Campbell_ (1961)

 

History does not always repeat itself.   Sometimes it just yells "Can't you remember anything I told you?" and lets fly with a club.

John W. Campbell (1910-1971) American writer and editor

 

The myth is the public domain and the dream is the private myth. If your private myth, your dream, happens to coincide with that of the society, you are in good accord with your group. If it isn't, you've got a long adventure in the dark forest ahead of you.

Joseph Campbell (1904-1987) American mythological scholar

 

In the middle of winter I at last discovered that there was in me an invincible summer.

Albert Camus (1913-1960)  French existentialist, playwright/novelist

 

If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the

implacable grandeur of this life.

Albert Camus (1913-1960)  French existentialist, playwright/novelist

 

Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously.
Dr Louis J. Camuti

 

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Alphonse Capone (1899-1957) American gangster

 

The nice thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it.

Truman Capote

 

There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.

Roger Caras

 

A writer must simultaneously believe the following two things:

1. The story I am now working on is the greatest work of genius ever written in English.

2. The story I am now working on is worthless drivel

...Of course, believing two contradictory facts at the same time is sometimes referred to as madness, but that, too, can be an

asset to a writer.

Orson Scott Card (b 1951) American novelist

 

Here's the secret that every successful software company is based on: You can domesticate programmers the way beekeepers tame bees. You can't exactly communicate with them, but you can get them to swarm in one place and when they're not looking, you can carry off the honey.
Orson Scott Card (b 1951) American novelist

 

The event that caused the most suffering, the most loss of life, the most loss of culture, was Columbus’s discovery of America. It was the worst event in human history.
Orson Scott Card

Anyone who goes faster than me is an idiot. Anyone who goes slower than me is a moron. "Look at that idiot! Get outta my way, you moron! Look at that idiot!"

George Carlin (b. 1937) American comedian

 

The very existence of flame throwers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ‘You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.’

George Carlin (b. 1937) American comedian

 

Headline: Police fire over rioters, kill dozens on second floor.

George Carlin (b. 1937) American comedian

 

Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

George Carlin (b. 1937) American comedian

 

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

George Carlin (b. 1937) American comedian

 

In ancient times there was a country whose harvest came in and it was poisonous. Those who ate of it became insane. “There is but one thing to do,” said the King. “We must eat the grain to survive, but there must be those among us who will remember that we are insane.”

Anon., from a George Carlin album cover

 

I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it’ll be much harder to detect.

George Carlin (b. 1937) American comedian

 

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

George Carlin (b. 1937) American comedian         Brain Droppings (1998)

 

[T]here seems to be with some people a feeling that you can tell a deeper truth by way of myths. I disagree with it in principle; I can not always disagree with it in practice.

I. Marc Carlson (contemp.)        Belief-L (13 Jul. 2000)

 

How about "just be yourself, and the people who like you will like you for who you really are, and not who you are pretending to be"? You should be polite to the others because we need more politeness, but otherwise they can just go screw themselves with a shattered-glass-encrusted baseball bat.

I. Marc Carlson (contemp.)       Belief-L

 

In some cases, all it requires is that you rationally point out that there is a problem. In others, all you can do is turn the other cheek. At the far end of the spectrum are those for whom the only appropriate response is to carve out their still-beating heart and force them to eat it.

I. Marc Carlson (contemp.)         Belief-L

 

Remember, earthquakes are God's gentle little reminders that "Excuse me, I'm putting a mountain right where you are standing."

I. Marc Carlson (contemp.)       Belief-L (16 Feb. 2001)

 

To put it bluntly, if we lived in a universe where all things were decided by God, and "free will" were nothing but a polite lie, then the universe would be nothing but masturbatory exercises of the Almighty, pre-scripted and acted out by the well-trained monkey people led about by "God's Will". I choose to not accept this possibility, since the universe would then have no purpose that could possibly interest me.

I. Marc Carlson (contemp.)        Belief-L (8 Jan. 1999)

 

I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881) Scottish essayist and historian     The Age of Reason, "The Author's Profession of Faith"

 

No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.

Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881) Scottish essayist and historian    

 

Note to self: pasty-skinned programmers ought not stand out in the Mojave desert for multiple hours.

John Carmack

 

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Andrew Carnegie (1835-1919) American industrialist and philanthropist

 

The most important thing in life is not simply to capitalize on your gains. Any fool can do that. The important thing is to profit from your losses. That requires intelligence, and makes the difference between a man of sense and a fool.

Dale Carnegie (1888-1955) American writer, lecturer

 

The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don’t like their rules, whose would you use?

Dale Carnegie (1888-1955) American writer, lecturer

 

I got what I have now through knowing the right time to tell terrible people to go to hell.

Leslie Caron (b. 1931) French dancer and actress

 

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.

Jonathan Carroll (b. 1949) American writer        Outside the Dog Museum (1991)

 

   One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
   "Where do you want to go?" was his response.
   "I don't know," Alice answered.
   "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

Lewis Carroll (1832-1898) English writer and mathematician [pseud. of Rev. Charles Lutwidge Dodgson]
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1865)

 

“When I use a word,” Humpty replied in a scornful tone,” it means just what I choose it to mean--nothing more nor less.”

“The question is,” said Alice,” whether you can make a word mean so many different things.”

“The question is,” replied Humpty,” which is to be the master, that’s all.”

Lewis Carroll (1832-1898) English writer and mathematician [pseud. of Rev. Charles Lutwidge Dodgson]
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1865)

 

   "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
   "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
   "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
   "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

Lewis Carroll (1832-1898) English writer and mathematician [pseud. of Rev. Charles Lutwidge Dodgson]
Alice's Adventures Through the Looking-Glass (1871)

 

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand on the drill.
"Johnny" William Carson

 

As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.

Matt Cartmill (b. 1943) American biological anthropologist

 

If biologists don't want to see the theory of evolution evicted from the public schools because of its religious content, they need to accept the limitations of science and stop trying to draw vast, cosmic conclusions from the plain facts of evolution. Humility isn't just a cardinal virtue in Christian doctrine; it's also a virtue in the practice of science.

Matt Cartmill (b. 1943) American biological anthropologist       

Duke Magazine, "Contemplating a Cosmic Convergence" (Jul. 2000)

 

Don't be vain because you happen to have talent. You are not responsible for that; it was not of your doing. What you do with your talent is what matters.

Pablo Casals (1876-1973) Spanish cellist, conductor, composer     "Salute to Life" (1969)

 

Each second we live in a new and unique moment of the universe, a moment that never was before and will never be again. And what do we teach our children in school? We teach them that two and two make four, and that Paris is the capital of France. When will we also teach them what they are? You should say to each of them: Do you know what you are? You are unique. In all the world there is no other child exactly like you. In the millions of years that have passed there has never been a child like you. And look at your body--what a wonder it is! Your legs, your arms, your cunning fingers, the way you move! You may be a Shakespeare, a Michelangelo, a Beethoven. You have the capacity for anything. Yes, you are a marvel.

Pablo Casals (1876-1973) Spanish cellist, conductor, composer             "You are a Marvel"

 

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

M. Kathleen Casey (contemp.) American sociologist [Kathleen Casey Theisen]

 

To kill a man is not to defend a doctrine, but to kill a man.

Sebastian Castellio (1515-1563) Savoyard teacher, translator [Sebastien Chatêillon]
Contra Libellum Calvini, on John Calvin's role in execution of Servetus (1554)

 

Modern man has left the realm of the unknown and the mysterious, and has settled down in the realm of the functional. He has turned his back to the world of the foreboding and the exulting and has welcomed the world of boredom.

Carlos Casteneda (b. 1931) American writer, mystic, anthropologist            The Fire from Within (1984)

 

I may be kindly, I am ordinarily gentle, but in my line of business I am obliged to will terribly what I will at all.

Catherine II (1762-1796) Russian empress [Catherine the Great]           Letter to Baron F. M. Grimm (1878)

 

Alas and alack, for the progress and pride of modern technology has turned the infinite majesty and mystery of the starry void to a  cup of purplish grey, reflecting our own dingy, dusty glow back upon ourselves. In fact - and how had I not noticed before? - the yard itself was given such an un-Christmaslikelustre of midday” (there was no moon, nor new-fallen snow) that I felt, had I wished, I could have seen clearly enough to unlock the combination on the shed door.   I am certain that this enforced cloak of blindness is the major reason for the deplorable and irresponsible apathy or outright hostility of the average citizen toward the exploration and opening of the frontiers of space. I am convinced that if the people of Earth were given the chance to look - that when we convince ourselves that it is worth looking, and take back the birthright that we voluntarily surrendered - the birthright to look and dream - to see the Milky Way as anything but a dim cloud - then we’ll be more than halfway toward claiming the galaxy as our next frontier and surmounting it.   And then I’ll be able to see the stars from the other side of the atmosphere.

Katy Catlin  (contemp) American photographer?

 

Of course Humanity will survive to find what’s waiting out there. If we have to crawl out of the muck a second time to do it, we will. We’ll do it together as one people. And it doesn’t matter how long it takes to get there. Time, after all, is as much of human origin as boundary lines . . .

Katy Catlin  (contemp) American photographer?

 

Carthage must be destroyed.

Cato the Elder, at the end of every speech

 

I have lived nearly fifty years, and I have seen life as it is. Pain, misery, hunger... cruelty beyond belief. I have heard the singing from taverns and the moans from bundles of filth on the streets. I have been a soldier and seen my comrades fall in battle... or die more slowly under the lash in Africa. I have held them in my arms at the final moment. These were men who saw life as it is, yet they died despairing. No glory, no gallant last words... only their eyes filled with confusion, whimpering the question: “Why?” I do not think they asked why they were dying, but why they had lived. When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams - this may be madness. To seek treasure where there is only trash. Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.

Miguel de Cervantes         The Man of La Mancha (Don Quioxite)

 

We live in a rainbow of chaos.
Paul Cezanne

 

A market is the combined behavior of thousands of people responding to information, misinformation and whim.

Kenneth Chang (contemp.)

 

Tribulation will not hurt you, unless as it too often does; it hardens you and makes you sour, narrow and skeptical.
Edwin Hubbel Chapin

 

Someday after we have mastered the air, the winds, the tides and gravity, we will harness for God the energies of love. And then for the second time in the history of the world man will have discovered fire.

Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

 

They can't censor the gleam in my eye.

Laughton Charles (1899-1962) British actor

 

When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.

Ilka Chase (1905-1978) American actress, writer            quoted in Cooper & Hartman, "Mrs. Crankhurst" (1980)

 

The theater is a baffling business, and a shockingly wasteful one when you consider that people who have proven their worth, who have appeared in or been responsible for successful plays, who have given outstanding performances, can still, in the full tide of their energy, be forced, through lack of opportunity, to sit idle season after season, their enthusiasm, their morale, their very talent dwindling to slow gray death. Of finances we will not even speak; it is too sad a tale.

Ilka Chase (1905-1978) American actress, writer       Past Imperfect (1942)

 

Any idiot can face a crisis, it is the day-to-day living that wears you out.

Anton Pavlovich Chekhov (1860-1904) Russian playwright and writer

 

Nothing better forges a bond of love, friendship or respect than common hatred toward something.

Anton Pavlovich Chekhov (1860-1904) Russian playwright and writer     Notebooks, Notebook I, vol. 17, p. 52, “Nauka” (1921)

 

The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.

John Vance Cheney

 

Be wiser than other people, if you can; but do not tell them so.

Lord Chesterfield (1694-1773) English statesman, wit [Philip Dormer Stanhope]           Letter to his son (29 Nov. 1745)

 

Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket; and do not pull it out and strike it, merely to show that you have one. If you are asked what o'clock it is, tell it; but do not proclaim it hourly and unasked, like the watchman.

Lord Chesterfield (1694-1773) English statesman, wit [Philip Dormer Stanhope]             Letter to his son (22 Feb. 1748)

 

It's not the world that's gotten so much worse, but the news coverage that's gotten so much better.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) English journalist and writer

 

Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) English journalist and writer

 

I believe what really happens in history is this: the old man is always wrong; and the young people are always wrong about what is wrong with him. The practical form it takes is this: that, while the old man may stand by some stupid custom, the young man always attacks it with some theory that turns out to be equally stupid.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) English journalist and writer

 

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) English journalist and writer

 

To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) English journalist and writer                A Short History of England (1917)

 

Religious liberty might be supposed to mean that everybody is free to discuss religion. In practice it means that hardly anybody is allowed to mention it.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) English journalist and writer          Autobiography (1936)

 

Men feel that cruelty to the poor is a kind of cruelty to animals. They never feel that it is an injustice to equals; nay it is treachery to comrades.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) English journalist and writer        Charles Dickens, Ch. 11 (1906)

 

The wise old fairy tales never were so silly as to say that the prince and the princess lived peacefully ever afterwards. The fairy tales said that the prince and the princess lived happily, and so they did. They lived happily, although it is very likely that from time to time they threw the furniture at each other. Most marriages, I think, are happy marriages; but there is no such thing as a contented marriage. The whole pleasure of marriage is that it is a perpetual crisis.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) English journalist and writer             Chesterton on Dickens (1911)

 

The dispute that goes on between Macbeth and his wife about the murder of Duncan is almost word for word a dispute which goes on at any suburban breakfast table about something else. It is merely a matter of changing 'Infirm of purpose, give me the daggers' into 'Infirm of purpose, give me the postage stamps.'

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) English journalist and writer        Chesterton on Shakespeare, ed. Dorothy Collins (1972)

 

Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes—our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who merely happen to be walking around.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) English journalist and writer           Orthodoxy, Ch. 4, "The Ethics of England" (1908)

 

"My Country, right or wrong" is a thing no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober."

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) English journalist and writer         The Defendant, “Defence of Patriotism” (1901)

 

The one really rousing thing about human history is that, whether or no the proceedings go right, at any rate, the prophecies always go wrong. The promises are never fulfilled and the threats are never fulfilled. Even when good things do happen, they are never the good things that were guaranteed. And even when bad things happen, they are never the bad things that were inevitable. You may be quite certain that, if an old pessimist says the country is going to the dogs, it will go to any other animals except the dogs; if it be to the dromedaries or even the dragons. ... It was as if one weather prophet confidently predicted blazing sunshine and the other was equally certain of blinding fog; and they were both buried in a beautiful snow-storm and lay, fortunately dead, under a clear and starry sky.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) English journalist and writer   The Illustrated London News, column (17 April 1926)

 

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) English journalist and writer            What's Wrong with the World (1910)

 

The day we lose our need for dreams is the day the human race forfeits its soul.

John Chiam

 

Anger is a very appropriate and necessary response to an injustice.
Bill Chickering

 

If a general is ignorant of the principles of adaptabiliy, he must not be entrusted with a position of authority. The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man and the stupid man. For the wise man delights in establishing his merit, the brave man likes to show his courage in action, the covetous man is quick at seizing advantages, and the stupid man has no fear of death.
So Mo Ch’ien,            The Art of War

I … go to MacDonald's and Burger King on occasion. What else are you going to do when you're on the road and you have to dash in for some food? They are pretty good; they're clean, and you know what you're getting. I don't know why anyone would think I always dine on hummingbird tongues or something.

Julia Child (b. 1912) American chef and writer

 

Terrorism is not the weapon of the weak. It is the weapon of those who are against “us” whoever “us” happens to be.

Noam Chomsky

 

I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.

Dame Agatha Christie (1890-1976) English writer

 

I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.
Dame Agatha Christie (1890-1976) English writer

 

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.

Dame Agatha Christie (1890-1976) English writer

 

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

Dame Agatha Christie (1890-1976) English writer       The Mysterious Affair at Styles, Ch. 11 (Poirot) (1911)

 

When you are weary of praying, and do not receive, consider how often you have heard a poor man calling, and have not listened to him.
St. John Chrysostom (b 347 in Antioch, Syria)

 

Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.

Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British statesman and author

 

Remember the story of the Spanish prisoner. For many years he was confined in a dungeon... One day it occurred to him to push the door of his cell. It was open; and it had never been locked.

Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British statesman and author

 

If you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance for survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves.

Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British statesman and author

 

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.

Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British statesman and author

 

You ask, What is our policy? I will say; “It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us: to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.” You ask, What is our aim? I can answer with one word: Victory—victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival.

Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British statesman and author

 

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British statesman and author

 

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put.

Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British statesman and author

 

Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the new world, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British statesman and author           Hansard, 4 June 1940, col. 796

 

 

What General Weygand called the “Battle of France” is over. I expect that the Battle of Britain is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian civilization. Upon it depends our own British life and the long continuity of our institutions and our Empire. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands; but if we fail then the whole world, including the United States, and all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more prolonged, by the lights of a perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Commonwealth and its Empire lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, “This was their finest hour.”

Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British statesman and author           Hansard 18 June 1940, col. 60

 

You can always trust the Americans. in the end they will do the right thing, after they have eliminated all the other possibilities.

Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British statesman and author

 

   WOMAN: There are two things I don't like about you, Mr. Churchill -- your politics and your mustache.
   CHURCHILL: My dear madam, pray do not disturb yourself. You are not likely to come into contact with either.

Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British statesman and author                Exchange with anonymous woman

 

Never injure a friend, even in jest.

Cicero

 

The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.

Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC) Roman orator, statesman, philosopher       (63 BC or 55 BC?)

 

The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them.

Frank A. Clark

 

You’ve got to sing like you don’t need the money, love like you’ll never get hurt. You’ve got to dance like no one is watching. It’s gotta come from the heart, if you want it to work.

Susannah Clark

 

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return.   It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Arthur C. Clarke (b. 1917) British writer

 

CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn’t want to give up power.

Arthur C. Clarke (b. 1917) British writer

 

The future isn’t what it used to be.

Arthur C. Clarke (b. 1917) British writer