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Break a Leg for Buffett - Pam's Parrot Pages

 

 "Crack went my leg like the shell of an egg, Someone call a decent physician."

                                                                                       ,,, Jimmy Buffett


 

(sing to the tune of) FINS

 

I fell down in Cincinnati

A broken leg while the MAN played fins!

I had tickets owned for both of Buffett's shows,

But these brittle bones didn't bend.

And now I feel like screamin' loudly,

'Cause now I'll miss the show on Saturday night,

With surgery on the slate, and it just can't wait,

This Parrot Head ain't feelin' right.

(chorus)

I can feel I'm losin 'em honey, Feel those tickets slippin' away!

With a crutch on the left, a crutch on the right,

I say goodbye to Jimmy's show Saturday.

(Yes! It's a true story.  Buffet show; August 19th, 1999)

 

 
 

Yes, unfortunately that's exactly how it happened.  Even more unfortunate for me is that I wasn't in the "land of Margaritaville".  At least I could have been a little bit numb to the pain!  Did I learn my lesson?  Heck No!!  I've got my tickets for the Buffett - 2000 shows and I can't wait!!  I just think that this time I'll STAY OFF THE GRASS!  You do realize I'm talking about the lawn area right?  That's how I fell.  Slipped in the mud while out walking around to check out my crazy parrot head comrades. I tried to get the paramedics to wheel me around backstage to get an autograph before I had to leave for the hospital. But NO!  I still think I'd earned it! 

Ah well. Such is a parrot head's life. What can I say?  "I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead"!

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