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(sing
to the tune of) FINS
I
fell down in Cincinnati
A
broken leg while the MAN played fins!
I
had tickets owned for both of Buffett's shows,
But
these brittle bones didn't bend.
And
now I feel like screamin' loudly,
'Cause
now I'll miss the show on Saturday night,
With
surgery on the slate, and it just can't wait,
This
Parrot Head ain't feelin' right.
(chorus)
I
can feel I'm losin 'em honey, Feel those tickets slippin' away!
With
a crutch on the left, a crutch on the right,
I
say goodbye to Jimmy's show Saturday.
(Yes!
It's a true story. Buffet show; August 19th, 1999)
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