..the first lyric you see before you is ruling my life as of now...Its very cool...I suggest you try it:
"Too bad the things that make you mad are my favorite things, and Im so happy" -Incubus
"always expect the worst and youll never be dissapointed" - something i always say
"what the hell is wrong with you?!" -Customer
"At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back into the same box"
"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."--Aldous Huxley
"If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."--Dorothy Parker
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."--Twain
"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?"-- Ronnie Shakes
"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."-- Paul Fix
"Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car."-- Evan Davis
"Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself."-- Peter da Silva