Characters

Some characters updated. I also added a section of past characters (not many, just a few).

Bo Brady: Used to be smarter I think. Bought a house after being unemployed for three years, so maybe he is smarter than he seems.

Hope Williams Brady: Whines a lot. Says "My past" too much. Looks like she's finally stopped reminding Marlena about how she had sex with her husband on their honeymoon.

Shawn Douglas Brady: Shawn should just start backhanding Belle every time she mentions the twins.

Lexie Carver: Used to be sweet, now a "true Dimera." Good at acting crazy and nervous.

Abe Carver: Trying to divorce Lexie. Has a bad habit of shooting unarmed youths, but that is only because he is such a bad police officer.

John Black: John is one of my favorites. I love his overacting and when he goes in "super hero" mode.

Marlena Evans: Sometimes Marlena bothers me, but I couldn't imagine the show without her.

Brady Black: Brady and Chloe are cute together, but forgive me, they bore me a lot sometimes.

Tony Dimera: Salem's newest returned super-villian. I look forward to what he has in store for everyone.

Victor Kiriakis: One of my favorites, except he got with skanky Nicole.

Kate Roberts: Although Kate flares her nostrils a lot and makes weird noises when she talks, I think she is one of the best characters.

Lucas Roberts: Lucas is a better parent than Sami even when he is drunk. I hope he comes back to the show permanently.

Colin Murphy: Ak, oh gag me, this guy is awful. Supposed to be a Brady but seems to be working with the Dimeras, although maybe it is just a trick. I could go into how disgusting he is, or how traumatic the memories of he and Nicole getting it on her desk at Titan is, but it would just make me want to puke again.

Sami Brady: My main problem with Sami, other than her personality, is that her clothes are always three sizes to small. But Sami's one I love to hate.

Nicole Roberts: Although Nicole is a big slut, and she whines a lot, I have to say she at least entertains me. She is good at being just plain nasty and saying really rude things, which wakes me up during a really slow episode.

Craig Wesley: I like Craig, one of the best characters on the show.

Nancy Wesley: Glad she is pregnant, should make for an interesting storyline.

Brandon Walker: Nicole's brother. Sometimes he thinks he is too smooth, but he is still a good character. His chemistry with Sami is really good. I always thought Sami and Lucas should end up together, but Brandon is starting to change my mind a little bit. Plus he hates Abe, the incompetent cop.

Jennifer Horton: Zzzzzzzzz.... waste of airtime if you ask me.

Jack Deveroux: Sometime Jack actually entertains me, other times he just annoys me. I'm still trying to get over that "pretending to be gay" thing that went on FOREVER.

Abby Deveroux: Jack and Jennifer's daughter, but Jennifer never spends more than 5 minutes with her at one time. recasted to look nothing like her parents.

Will Roberts: Lucas and Sami's son. He's a handful, as any child of Lucas and Sami should be.

Dr. Rolf: The mad scientist of course. Every show should have one.

Bart: One of Stefano's lackey's. Has turned out to be one the funniest characters on the show.

Faye Walker: Nicole and Brandon's Mother. Wrinkles her nose too much because she thinks it is cute (it isn't). Will she get together with Abe?

Alice Horton: I like Alice, but I got terribly sick of hearing about her donuts. She brings that donut maker everywhere, even to Europe to find Hope. That is just weird I'm sorry.

Shawn and Caroline Brady: Very nice people that don't seem to mind random people living at their pub. One time Shawn actually screamed at Caroline, "Dammit woman, do as I tell ya!" Ha!

Maggie Horton: Maggie is okay, even though she always dresses like she is on her way to a party Princess Gina would be at.

Doug and Julie Williams: They are cool, but Julie smiles at really inappropriate times,

like she learned how to act from Laura Horton (who Jennifer still hasn't seen or talked to as far as I know).

Rex and Cassie: Stupid storyline, but they are somewhat amusing characters.