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THE OFFICIAL SPLÜGE WEBSITE
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Poor pathetic swine, you've stumbled upon the official website of the worlds most infamous punk band.. actually we arent that infamous (yet), but we are a punk band that brings wholesome pottasium-fortified punk rock to the masses! And thats what matters, right? After all, i think it was Voltaire who said somthing like "I may not agree with what you SPLÜGE..." or somthing like that, i forgot the rest. Anyway this site is still under chonstruchtciun so sit back, press your reload button occasionally, and sip some white-out.. whats the matter, not PUNK enough! Muaha..
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SPLÜGE is:
Josh Emanuel - Vocals/Guitar/Lyrics
Dr. Beaker - Lead Guitar/Lyrics
Max Abend - Bass (Danny gets another shot though)
Tak - Drums (Pending...)
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU????
Most of you are prolly asking that right about now cause obviously you all came from a web site about omelets or somthing and clicked on a misdirected link... well have no fear.. we're much lower in cholesteral..
Ok. Fine, i answer your question.
We're a bunch of people hailing from the grand town of Hewlett, LI, where used cell phones and out-of-style Prada bags line the streets. Me and Beaker being the punkers of this place decided it was time to summon Captain Planet, since well, we can ya' know? Shit.. tv.. back to the point. So were a bunch of high school kids who combine our powers or somthing and swim in a pool of hydrolitic enzymes creating that ever so savory SPLÜGE style of punk rock! Go thank Grandma for that one!
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Nhuws
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6/14 Wow, i haven't updated in a looong time. Those creepy maggots of force-fed education have been actively converting my cerebrum into Spaghetti-O's... at least it's not the kind with little peices of hot dogs. Oh yeah, right, page stuff, anywayz, for the past few months, SPLUGE has done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, but weep not! The punk rock dream team now has some new members, some more drugs, more ramen, and a hella lot of time off school!!! YeeearrrrhH!! Expect to see some more stuff from us, who know, maybe we'll even play a show! Whoa! In the meantime, run out and buy the Girls Like It Short comp, with SPLUGE's debut recording, Fruity Loops Of Cheddar! It's 45 seconds of punk rock bliss (sorta)!
-Added this news thing!
-I Thought about your grandma!
Seriously, ponder the intricite eccentricites of Spam! - Josh
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1/24 Arggg.. this months been hell!! Ugh.. because of school stuff we havent been able to get any practices in, but we did get some new songs (almost done at least). I think i've sucessfully burned out. My keppy still hurts from the ska show concussion :( owchers.
-Added (unnesecesary. i cant spell) stuff to the mp3 page and show page
Have a fajita day - Josh
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10/25 Whooo! We actually had a complete practice! Yeah, i'd have more to write and stuff but its 12:03 and for some fucked reason i'm tired. Must have been my busy day playing alpha-centauri (great game, check it out). Hey, thats what happens when you're a humanist secular Jew on christmas :)
-Added Dr. Beakers bio to the Bio page!
Over n' out - Josh
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