WORST FILMS EVER MADE----Steve Postal Productions
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WORST FILMS EVER MADE----Steve Postal Productions
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WORST FILMS EVER MADE!!! Horror and Comedy Horror!!!
ALL AVAILABLE NOW for purchase for HOME use on VHS CASSETTES (NTSC SIGNAL, SP Mode) with beautiful full-color PICTURE BOXES in CLASSIC LIBRARY, FULL DIRECTORS-CUT VERSIONS!!!
ORDER NOW!!!
All films available NOW for $17.25 (U. S.) each from:
Steve Postal Productions
108 Carraway St.
Palatka, Florida 32177-1150
U. S. A.
Tel: 1 (386) 328-6656
E-mail: Birdshum@aol.com
or
Pojon@hotmail.com
Each Directed by STEVE POSTAL (the amazing NEW Roger Corman!)
Director Steve Postal filmed this series of feature films in the authentic style of the early ensemble motion pictures and live TV dramas--all shot in sequence with live sound and all in ONE TAKE for each seperate scene! There are more than 700 scenes in each film! There's an honesty and enthusiasm in the acting and the portrayal--- Just like in the pioneer days of film production.
Written and Produced by Steve Postal and Gail Postal for STEVE POSTAL PRODUCTIONS.
Produced for your enjoyment by the professional filmmaker team of skilled creators and artists at the studios of STEVE POSTAL PRODUCTIONS in Florida, U. S. A.
Sound and Music recorded on fine digital equipment at the studios of STEVE POSTAL PRODUCTIONS, Florida, U. S. A.
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#011--- DEATHLY ATTRACTION--100 min.---$17.25 postpaid (New!)
Starring: Tom Eckert, Angela Shepard, Donna Kozlowski, Jason Chappel
Director: Steve Postal
(A powerful serious shocker with violence and a trick ending! NEVER TO BE FORGOTTEN!)(Based on a true story!)
A romantic love triangle set-in-the-South and with an uncanny, powerful sexual attraction that leads to unexpected violence and chaos! (Partial nudity and violence!)
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#001-- HONEYMOON MURDERS---114 min.---$17.25 postpaid
Starring: Dave Knapp, Angela Shepard
Director: Steve Postal
A Newly-married couple unknowingly rents a haunted honeymoon cottage on a lonely island and becomes victimized by monster-landlord B. J. Smith.
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#002---HONEYMOON MURDERS 2---118 min.---$17.25 postpaid
Starring: Tom Eckert, Angela Shepard, Donna Kozlowski, Jason Chappel
Director: Steve Postal
A penpal of an un-educated, somewhat moronic country-boy husband comes to stay with a couple on a vacation in B. J. Smith's haunted honeymoon cottage on a lonely island and the result is jealousy, death, mayhem and horror!
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#003---VAMPIRES IN THE CLOSET---99 min.---$17.25 postpaid
Starring: Laurie Gregg, Angela Shepard, Dawn Chappel, Jason Chappel
Director: Steve Postal
Two sisters, both of whom are horror-story writers, go for a vacation from hectic city life to B. J. Smith's haunted honeymoon cottage on a lonely island. They try to hold a seance and to raise the spirit of long-deceased Movie Star Rudolph Valentino but meet-up with monsters and vampires.
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#004---EVIL SPIRITS IN THE HOUSE---114 min.---$17.25 postpaid
Starring: Larry Wallace, Jennifer Filkins, Angela Shepard, Dawn Chappel, Jason Chappel
Director: Steve Postal
A bank robber and his sexy teenaged daughter try to hide away from the law at B. J. Smith's haunted cottage on a secluded lonely island. Monsters and vampires destroy their hideaway and create deathly chaos.
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#005---VAMPIRES FROM OUTER SPACE---114 min.---$17.25 postpaid
Starring: Alan Ramey, Angela Shepard, Jennifer Tuck
Director: Steve Postal
Two blood-thirsty sexy sisters from a vampire planet in far outer space come to earth to find human victims. They meet a kindly young naive bespectacled professor who is an expert and teacher of the occult at the haunted house and the older sister marries him! They then victimize him and make his life miserable!
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#006---VAMPIRES ALWAYS RING TWICE---118 min.---$17.25 postpaid
Starring: Alan Ramey, Angela Shepard, Charlotte Leslie, Daisy Meeker, Jennifer Tuck
Director Steve Postal
A stock broker and his playful hot bi-sexual wife go on a vacation in a secluded country cottage meet-up with sexy mischievous vampires from outer space and total mayhem rules the day!
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#007---QUEEN VICTORIA AND THE ZOMBIES---118 MIN.---$17.25 postpaid
Starring: Kendrick Kaufman (as Prince Albert), Charlotte Leslie (as Queen Victoria), Eddie Crew, Melanie Lee, Jenny Tuck, Angela Shepard
Director: Steve Postal
Queen Victoria and her husband, Prince Albert come from their outer space, vampire-infested planet along with an entourage which includes famous actress Lily Langtry, her sister Milly Langtry, Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli, etc. and they all infest the haunted lonely cottage on an island looking for victims to suck blood from! Unexpected mayhem and horror results! (Beautiful period costumes!)
(***This film is VERY POPULAR in France!)
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#008---PENPAL MURDERS---105 min.---$17.25 postpaid
Starring: Jay Brockman (as the Stutterer), Jennifer Tuck (as the penpal), Angela Shepard (as the unsatisfied wife)
Director: Steve Postal
Struggling and stuttering author Steve and his beautiful, sexually-frustrated wife invite his penpal Jenny from California to stay with them in the secluded cottage and tension, wild sex and horror erupt leading to grand destruction! A TRICK ENDING YOU WILL NEVER FORGET!!! (Some VERY exciting partial nudity!)
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#009---BILLY THE KID MEETS THE VAMPIRES---118 min.---$17.25 postpaid
Starring: Michael K. Saunders (as BILLY THE KID), Angela Shepard, Debra Orth, Jeff Michaels, Sonia Sutton, Marlene Meyers, Linda Wasserman, Angela Kinlaw (as the swordkeeper), Jamie Williams (as Prince Jamie)
Director: Steve Postal
Billy the Kid comes back from history to take a restful vacation at a lovely, lonely, secluded cottage on an island and he is confronted by a bevy of vampire beauties, lunatic Angela the Swordkeeper, the Sheriff, Pat Garrett and other ghosts from his historic past in the American Old West. Billy is overcome by the Vampires, inherent horror of B. J. Smith's haunted house and total destruction in the house! A BIG riot for all!
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#010---THE CURSE OF THE HOUSE SURGEON---113 min.---$17.25 postpaid
Starring: Kendrick Kaufman (as the House Surgeon), Jenny Tuck, Angel Langley, Mikki Rohyans, Angela Shepard, Gail Santuro, Analise Ruff, Lea Wolfe, Tracy Salter
Director: Steve Postal
(**Based on a short story by British author, Rudyard Kipling)
Two girl cousins staying at a lonely haunted house on an island ask the House Surgeon to exorcise the spirits in the house so that they may have peace and quiet. While the doctor sleeps over in the house, he is extremely terrorized by the monsters, B. J. Smith, Prince Jamie, the Green Monster and the resident vampires and ghosts. Unbeknownst to the beauties, the doctor is really, himself, a voracious, blood-thirsty vampire and he finally gets even and terrorizes, double-crosses and victimizes the girls leading to the dreaded horrible forbidden double-death!
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#012--GROWING AWAY---89 MIN.---$17.25 POSTPAID (NEW!!!)
Starring: Vivian Pena, Jose Rivera, May Loomis, Kotchka, Jon Jerome, Letha Rivet, Steve Krulik, Charley Loomis
Director: Steve Postal
(***MUSIC and VOCALS by Johnnie Griffith, Miriam Shapiro and the MOTOWN ORCHESTRA.)
A serious Docu-drama set in the 1980s told by Charley (now in his late 30s) dealing with teen-aged alcoholism, runaways, depression, alcoholic and violently abusive parents and suicide as portrayed by a group of close friends living in a tropical beach-resort town. Beautiful beach and tropical forest scenes featuring a game preserve.
(Great songs and instrumentals from MOTOWN!!!)
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ALL THE WORST FILMS EVER MADE!!!
You MUST SEE ALL OF THEM!
All are AWARD-WINNING FILMS!!!!
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Great Reviews by Magazines around-the-world!!!
"Between mainstream and Underground" VARIETY, New York
"Best low-budget Horror Films Ever Made!" MIAMI HERALD, Miami, Florida
"Most beautiful hats in a horror Film!" MAD MOVIES MAGAZINE, Paris, France
"Fantastic sexy horror films for all the family! Steve Postal, the crazy bloke who Directed these films is REAL COOL!" PEOPLE MAGAZINE, Sydney, Australia
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Winner of many INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL AND COMPETITION AWARDS!!!
Lots of FUN and SCARY!!! Titilating, TANTALIZING, stimulating, giggle provoking, tickling!!!
SEXY AND BEAUTIFUL ACTRESSES, HANDSOME GUYS, COOL COSTUMES!!!
THE WORST FILMS EVER MADE!!!
They're SO BAD, they are GOOD!!!
YOU'LL LOVE THEM!!!
Y O U --- M U S T --- S E E--- T H E M--- N O W!!!
HURRY!!!
ORDER NOW Before it's too late!!!
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Best Actors/Best Beauties/Best Cool Guys/ Best Laughs and and CHILLS!!! !!
NOW, Choose which films you wish to order and list the stock numbers of each film you want to own on a sheet of plain paper with your name and address. Include your check or money order payment! Each film is $17.25 portpaid ($25. U. S.
prepaid AIR MAIL for foreign orders)
ORDER THESE TERRIFIC AND ENJOYABLE FILMS NOW FOR YOUR OWN HOME ENJOYMENT!!!
ORDER NOW FROM:
STEVE POSTAL PRODUCTIONS
108 Carraway Street
Palatka, Florida 32177-1150
U. S. A.
Telephone: 1 (386) 328-6656
E-mail: Birdshum@aol.com or
Pojon@hotmail.com
Each full-color digital sound film on a VHS cassette (with fancy, full-color picture box) is $17.25 each, postpaid.
Foreign orders (postpaid AIR MAIL): $25. (U. S.) each. (Send an international money order in U. S. Dollars or traveler's checks payable on a U. S. Bank.)
(Canadian orders: Send a Canada Post Office Money Order for $20. U. S.)Canadian personal cheques NOW also accepted. Send $33. (Canadian) written on a personal cheque for each film. Make cheque out to: Steve Postal.
Make check or money order only out to: STEVE POSTAL. (No cash please!)
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BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK TO ENJOY and know the WORST FILMS EVER MADE!!!!!!
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